Megan Fox says ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle’ haters can ‘f-ck off’

Kirstie Alley tweets ‘you have ass raped me’ to someone, but who?

Victoria’s Secret makes the best behind the scenes videos

Lindsay Lohan gets paid HOW MUCH to do interviews now?

The 38 most entertaining celebrity tweets this week

Jimmy Fallon got to hit Julia Roberts in the face with a ball

Did Jennifer Lawrence get dumped because of her ego?

Vin Diesel singing Sam Smith’s ‘Stay With Me’ has ALL the feels

Jimmy Fallon got to look up Heidi Klum’s dress last night

Just a video of Deadmau5 and Rob Ford in a Ferrari going for coffee

Miranda Kerr shares topless pic on Instagram in wake of Bloom-Bieber beef

Bradley Cooper works at Burger King now

Kate Upton wants a puppy, Justin Verlander’s dog cutely objects

Why do I keep laughing at this video of Rihanna snapping at a fan?

DMX freaking the hell out on an amusement park ride: The Remix

DMX losing his shit on an amusement park ride is friggin’ priceless

Kendall Jenner is TOTALLY cool with posing naked

Hannah Ferguson is even sexier in extended cut of Hardee’s commercial