Bros Play America Pong Over Fourth Of July Weekend, Which Might Be My New Favorite Thing Ever

If you’re a Bro, beer pong and celebrating America’s birthday go together like grilled ribs and bourbon. It’s important to toast our tax-hating, King-defying forefathers by asserting one’s dominance in ball-tossing drinking games.

Over the weekend on Instagram, a BroBible reader shared the most patriotic type of beer pong a Bro can play: America pong. Using 90 cups for each side, you create the contiguous 48 states and then play a game of pong. It’s A LOT of cups and definitely a team game rather than a traditional two-vs-two, but I think jolly old Ben Franklin could appreciate such a patriotic gesture.

Sadly, Hawaii and Alaska are left out. Has to be a way to incorporate them into next year’s game, right?

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