What an idiot. Game over. Do not advance to go, do not collect $200. Enjoy your night in a San Marcos holding cell, Bro.
This tree-of-a-human-being-idiot took awhile to get tackled to the floor by the cop, who might have a future in the WWE or octagon. Here are some videos of the incident from the Yeti Campus app:
Anyone know what kind of wrestling move this is? Seems like it’d make Randy Orton proud.