Gamers Are Losing It Over ‘Cyberpunk 2077′ Glitch That Won’t Keep Characters’ Junk In Their Pants

Gamers Are Losing It Over Super Graphic Cyberpunk 2077 Glitch

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As is the case with every new video game that tries to take things to the next level, there are a number of glitches in the popular Cyberpunk 2077.

For example, according to one gamer on the the Steam forums, “If you commit any crime, even punching a random person alone in an alley, police officers materialize around you immediately. They literally just appear 4-5 feet away.”

This has been one of the most common glitch complaints (if it even is a glitch) on social media since the launch of Cyberpunk 2077.

https://twitter.com/Ted_crz_Missile/status/1336968347007635457

And while, yes, that is certainly annoying, the reactions to that issue in the game are nothing compared to the glitch that simply will not keep their character’s dong inside their pants.

Before you ask, no, this is not something that’s a customizable option (even though you do have the ability to customize the shape and size of your character’s junk).

WARNING: If you click the links to the images below you will be subjected to a bunch of virtal dongs.

The reactions are priceless.

https://twitter.com/ChickiesTendies/status/1336887491798867979

There is also apparently a glitch that also makes females’ breasts bust through their shirts.

Again, one has to assume that was not quite what the developers intended. Not that anyone seems to terribly mind.

So far, the game’s developer, CD Projekt Red, has not commented on this glitch, as far as I know.

Or these…

https://twitter.com/gladarkiskas/status/1336993470565789697

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