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After years of debate and discussion amongst fans, the Marvel Cinematic Universe has officially made Steve Rogers’ sex life part of the official canon, as the post-credit scene in the first episode of She-Hulk: Attorney at Law confirmed that Captain America did, in fact, f**k.
Warning: this article will contain spoilers for the first episode of Disney+’s She-Hulk: Attorney at Law
During the pilot episode’s post-credit scene, newly Gamma radiation-infected Jennifer Walters is sitting at a tropical bar with her cousin Bruce Banner, a.k.a. the Hulk. Pretending to be absolutely hammered, Walters tricked Bruce into revealing that Rogers has, in fact, f***ked and that he lost his virginity during a USO tour in 1943.
She-Hulk: Attorney at Law confirms that Steve Rogers lost his virginity during a USO Tour in 1943
she bagged Steve Rogers. Captain America was fuckin, y’all don’t pay attention. 😭 #SheHulk pic.twitter.com/NePWHPxtVN
— johnny rosie jané ⁷ (@erosinlovee) August 18, 2022
steve rogers was pulling bitches in THIS SUIT? pic.twitter.com/VOZHqUursg
— caro 💐 (@stylesgala) August 18, 2022
The hilarious moment even coaxed a response out of Captain America himself Chris Evans:
https://twitter.com/ChrisEvans/status/1560294942467313664
If we’re being honest, MCU fans already knew that Rogers was, at the very least, not a virgin thanks to his “No, I don’t think I will” moment in Endgame which reeked of a man who time-traveled in order to spend the subsequent 50 years having virtually endless sex with the love of his life Peggy Carter.
The first episode of She-Hulk: Attorney at Law premiered on Disney+ on Thursday, August 18, and will continue to air new episodes on Thursdays through October 13. As things currently stand, the series has a 92% critics score on Rotten Tomatoes (Marvel Studios showed critics the first four of season one’s nine episodes).
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