Unless you’re Larry David or a WWE wrestler, being bald is pretty not chill. What the hell are the hotties of Tri-Delt going to run their fingers through when you’re making out on a sweaty dance floor?
Saturday Night Live perfectly made fun of frat dudes this past week. Specifically, balding frat dudes who are desperately in need of Brogaine, a product that keeps hair on every frat star’s head.
We should have probably got a patent for Brogaine when we thought of it a couple years ago: