Scott Disick Is Thirsty AF In Chris Brown’s New Music Video

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Let the Lord be with you.

Scott Disick, professional party boy who tapped Kourtney Kardashian before Justin Bieber did, is proof you can be a high-functioning man child until well into your 30s. As a fellow party boy man child, Disick’s continued ridiculousness is tremendous news.

He is the star of Chris Brown’s new music video, in which acts like his usual self:

“Hey, it’s understandable on the fucking Porsche, but off the Lambo, bitch, come on! Chris, yo, you gotta come over here… I really can’t fuck all these bitches without you. I can’t do this without you man, you gotta get over here to the house.”

Even though it’s fiction, funny to think how this exact scenario has played out hundreds of times over the year. Just The Lord being The Lord.

Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's publisher, helping start this site in 2009. He lives in Los Angeles and likes writing about music and culture. His podcast is called the Mostly Occasionally Show, featuring interviews with artists and athletes, along with a behind-the-scenes view of BroBible. Read more of his work at brandonwenerd.com. Email: brandon@brobible.com