No one lives life in the fast lane like Cookie Monster. His life is the very definition of conspicuous consumption, devouring cookies like Jordan Belfort gobbles ‘ludes and hookers. That’s why Cookie Monster is “The Wolf of Sesame Street,” a true Bro who can wallow with the pigs at night and soar with the eagles during the day.
Could you imagine the damage Cookie Monster and Animal from The Muppets could do holed up in a Bangkok hotel together?