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English singer-songwriter James Blunt has the pipes of a panty-dropping angel. Ladies swoon to classic anthems in the Blunt catalog a la “Goodbye My Lover” and “Bonfire Heart” and “You’re Beautiful”, the ultimate “mopey” Brit pop power ballad that he actually had to apologize for “forcing” down people’s throats.
As a dude, you’re probably not going to round up the squad for a wild night at a James Blunt concert. But you probably will try to take your wife for a romantic night out. Blunt himself is completely realistic about your intentions for wanting to take your girl to see him in concert too, which devolved into a hilarious Twitter thread earlier today:
you are a very naughty boy Mr Blunt. Thankfully my wife is not on Twitter. Unfortunately my children are. See you in Brighton.
— Mike Sole 🔸 (@mikesole) January 27, 2017
if it's true love, blowjobs come regardless of acts of niceness
— @richiewhite.com on bsky (@therichiewhite) January 27, 2017
your not married are you? lol
— Daniel Tobin (@dant66) January 27, 2017
@mikesole You have to buy tickets to get a blow job from James Blunt?
— Look: (@sjmmurdock) January 27, 2017
When she realises that they're pretty shit seats pic.twitter.com/ZVurS2jnjS
— Calvin (@Phil_De_Mangina) January 27, 2017