I Must Have This Electronic, Propulsion-Powered Wakeboard

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FINALLY,  I can be The Silver Surfer in real life. Not going to lie — I hate that summer is over and I can’t mess around on Radinn’s ridiculous-looking electric wakeboard. The Swedish company designed a self-propelling “wakeboard” (more like a HydroBoard, since it’s obviously much, much bigger than a wakeboard) that looks like it’d be a lot of fun to shred in warm tropical waters.

The only question: How the hell do you get it to stop?

Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's publisher, helping start this site in 2009. He lives in Los Angeles and likes writing about music and culture. His podcast is called the Mostly Occasionally Show, featuring interviews with artists and athletes, along with a behind-the-scenes view of BroBible. Read more of his work at brandonwenerd.com. Email: brandon@brobible.com