Bro Texts His Ex-Girlfriend About Checking A Lump On His Balls That Might Be Cancer — Guess How That Turns Out?

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Guys are pretty dumb. Like this guy. He could have just went to a doctor when he felt a weird-ass lump on his nuts. That’s the usual course of action. Instead, he texts his ex about it and causes a non-thing to be a thing like a total jackass.

Maybe this is all the result of Obamacare and the ridiculous rising cost of co-pay premiums? That can be the scapegoat for this man’s stupidity, right?

Next time, Just. Go. To. The. Doctor. It’s worth the peace of mind, moron.

Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's publisher, helping start this site in 2009. He lives in Los Angeles and likes writing about music and culture. His podcast is called the Mostly Occasionally Show, featuring interviews with artists and athletes, along with a behind-the-scenes view of BroBible. Read more of his work at brandonwenerd.com. Email: brandon@brobible.com