The other day comedian Patton Oswalt got into it on Twitter with pharmaceutical douchebag (the technical term) Martin Shkreli after Oswalt decided to make a joke about the Twitter hashtag that was trending, #TrumpCantSwim.
Needless to say the winner of that particular Twitter war was Oswalt by a landslide.
Pretty much everyone on the internet loved it, including Captain America hisdamnself, Chris Evans…
https://twitter.com/ChrisEvans/status/773579735347494912
Thank you, Captain! https://t.co/lKecDxnZDp
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 7, 2016
Needless to say, Shkreli simply had to issue a response. In fact, he issued a WHOLE BUNCH of responses. None of which have been replied to by Evans yet, which has to be burning Shkreli’s ass.
ah another liberal
— Martin Shkreli (e/acc) (@MartinShkreli) September 7, 2016
You have to be a true idiot to watch and like a superhero movie. CC: @ChrisEvans
— Martin Shkreli (e/acc) (@MartinShkreli) September 7, 2016
Comedian gets a pass because wife died but you, @ChrisEvans, I'll fucking destroy. Pretty boy, shit-for-brains. Think your thoughts matter?
— Martin Shkreli (e/acc) (@MartinShkreli) September 7, 2016
Come to Brooklyn and I'll introduce you to the real Captain America and a couple of fuckin roundhouses if you say my name again @ChrisEvans
— Martin Shkreli (e/acc) (@MartinShkreli) September 7, 2016
.@ChrisEvans gonna respond with "you're going to roundhouse those drug prices" or some dumb shit and 1 mil liberals are gonna scream 'owned'
— Martin Shkreli (e/acc) (@MartinShkreli) September 7, 2016
I'm 5'10 160 all muscle like Conor McGregor so you can get slapped quick https://t.co/YnWihTBijY
— Martin Shkreli (e/acc) (@MartinShkreli) September 7, 2016
I have fucking soldiers if u wanna talk shit you have to speak with the rank and file first. Chain-of-command in these streets. Where's Milo
— Martin Shkreli (e/acc) (@MartinShkreli) September 7, 2016
I'm so fuckin pissed I'm gonna do some Muai Thai
— Martin Shkreli (e/acc) (@MartinShkreli) September 7, 2016
LIVE on #Periscope: I'm captain America https://t.co/ShSX2eXuBw
— Martin Shkreli (e/acc) (@MartinShkreli) September 7, 2016
Of course, with Evans not giving Shkreli the time of day, he had to go back at Oswalt for more and Patton dropped him at every turn…
Stick to comedy, @pattonoswalt. You have some domain expertise there. Healthcare and politics are past your pay grade.
— Martin Shkreli (e/acc) (@MartinShkreli) September 8, 2016
Yeah, I know. That's what I'm doing now. Batting a millionaire around like a turd in a catbox. It's hilarious. https://t.co/33whSVcg4F
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 8, 2016
So corporations have to pay more for a drug. BFD. Now I have permanent income stream to spend on R&D no one will do. https://t.co/lw3qctE2qj
— Martin Shkreli (e/acc) (@MartinShkreli) September 8, 2016
"R&D" was the robot in THE FORCE AWAKENS. Again, I think someone's conning you out of your $, Martin. https://t.co/KHWEwqaf3G
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 8, 2016
If you could take 1/2second to stop being a smug dickhead and have some civil discourse you could be a decent human. https://t.co/LjsIMAv9PN
— Martin Shkreli (e/acc) (@MartinShkreli) September 8, 2016
I don't have the time what with all my MMA training. 👊💊👊💊👊💊👊💊 https://t.co/4x3WeFwDc6
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 8, 2016
You're jealous of me because you're poor and fat and Trump is going to be your President. Give in. https://t.co/K2E3vTadvK
— Martin Shkreli (e/acc) (@MartinShkreli) September 8, 2016
This is Martin's go-to pickup line with the ladies. https://t.co/HcMfYACe4T
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 8, 2016
Happy to be your muse, & you are very funny, but your instant reaction bullshit to political issues is not becoming. https://t.co/moYZXebPR2
— Martin Shkreli (e/acc) (@MartinShkreli) September 8, 2016
Uch. This is like playing DOOM in "God" mode. G'night M.O.D.I.C.K. Go patent a vaccine that cures us of you. https://t.co/2VVqJPSXP5
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 8, 2016
And that wasn’t even the half of it. Just check out Oswalt’s Twitter to see all the burns.
Keep trying, Shkreli. One these days you might actually win one of these stupid arguments.