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The holidays can be great if you are in a relationship. Assuming that you want to be in that relationship. Because according to ABC News, a lot of people find the holidays to be the best time to put an END to their relationship.
So, if you happen to fall into that latter category and are looking to save yourself a few bucks by not having to buy an expensive Christmas gift for someone you really don’t see a future with, Twitter is here to help. As it always is.
Over the weekend, people shared their holiday-related breakup excuses using the hashtag #ChristmasBreakUpExcuses and I have admit, some of these are actually pretty good.
Take a look…
You don't jingle my bells anymore #ChristmasBreakUpExcuses
— Sean Duffy (@Sean_annigans) December 9, 2016
https://twitter.com/ryanfield/status/807250413183500288
You told me Santa Claus wasn't real.
I told you neither is this relationship. #ChristmasBreakUpExcuses
— S𝔥𝔢𝔞 B𝔯𝔬𝔴𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤 (@SheaBrowning) December 9, 2016
You're a ho-ho-ho#ChristmasBreakUpExcuses
— Freakiest posts (@Freaki_posts) December 9, 2016
It's not yule, it's me. #ChristmasBreakUpExcuses
— T-Dub🇺🇦 (@Norseman86) December 9, 2016
https://twitter.com/reesiepieces1/status/807182220947521536
https://twitter.com/ryanfield/status/807241389989855232
Christmas is the time of giving and I'm giving you freedom. #ChristmasBreakUpExcuses
— Rebel With A Cause (@tequilarebel) December 9, 2016
#ChristmasBreakUpExcuses The holidays are for friends, family, and other loved ones; clearly you are none of the above.
— Kasha Loves (@KashaLoves) December 9, 2016
Your presents is no longer needed.#ChristmasBreakUpExcuses
— HEY-EY-EY-EY! (HEY-EY-EY-EY!) Let's Go, Buffalo! (@SethFromThe716) December 9, 2016
Just beClaus.#ChristmasBreakUpExcuses
— Black Coffee In Bed 🇮🇹🇮🇪🏴🇺🇸 (@mwgfla) December 9, 2016
#ChristmasBreakUpExcuses I got a job as a backup elf so I have to move to the North Pole.
— Tonto_Kawalski (@TONTOKAWALSKI) December 9, 2016
#ChristmasBreakUpExcuses: Someone else is stuffing my stocking. pic.twitter.com/AsWTr009hB
— Difficult People (@DifficultOnHulu) December 9, 2016
I just wanna be by my elf. #ChristmasBreakUpExcuses
— emceekayvee 🍓 🍓 🍓 🍓 (@emceekayvee) December 9, 2016
https://twitter.com/BeckyKilled/status/807284406633295872
lol merry ex-mas #ChristmasBreakUpExcuses
— Emma (@PatentEmma) December 9, 2016
https://twitter.com/ValerieDMYoung/status/807264497438261248
https://twitter.com/Phil16723/status/808293367566237696
https://twitter.com/imatoofbrush/status/807267238927626240
And finally…
Santa comes more times a year than you do #ChristmasBreakUpExcuses pic.twitter.com/z2XZPc40rF
— Longwood lures (@longwood_lures) December 9, 2016
H/T Some eCards