NOPE: Bro With Huge Balls Does Parkour On The Edge Of A Skyscraper


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I’m always amazed by the human beings that do high altitude parkour stunts on top of Dubai skyscrapers. We post about them kind of a lot here… At least every month. Do they ever crave cheeseburgers? Do they every just have a casual night at home downing Ben & Jerrys Chunky Monkey pints? Do their hands sweat from severe anxiety? Do they have a crippling fear of something irrationally simple, like spiders or clowns?

These are the things I think about when I watch these videos. Then again, there’s juice from a cheeseburger I ordered on Seamless literally running down my arm right now. Do I know how to live or what? These guys need to take a couple lessons from me on taking it down a few notches.

Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's publisher, helping start this site in 2009. He lives in Los Angeles and likes writing about music and culture. His podcast is called the Mostly Occasionally Show, featuring interviews with artists and athletes, along with a behind-the-scenes view of BroBible. Read more of his work at brandonwenerd.com. Email: brandon@brobible.com