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What the cluck? This chicken is GIGANTIC!!! Yeah, but how does it taste?
This cocky fowl went viral because people are amazed, bewildered, and horrified of how massive it is.
Am I the only person wondering why this chicken is so damn big 🤔🤔🤔 pic.twitter.com/ZIWmEL2h2w
— LifesBook_Ceo (@LifesBook_Ceo) March 19, 2017
Good luck to anyone who tries to choke it.
This massive mother clucker is said to be a giant rooster of the Brahma breed. Male Brahma chickens can weigh up to 18 pounds.
I haven’t been this shocked by a giant white cock since I accidentally watched a John Holmes movie when I was a teen.
Scientists claim that chickens appear to be closer to dinosaurs than other birds. Try arguing against that point now.
But seriously, why the fuck is that chicken so gigantic?
I hope the giant chicken uprising never happens.