Here’s How Stephen Hawking Thinks Humanity On Earth Will End Forever


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The other day Paul told you abut how Stephen Hawking thinks humanity only has a 100 years left our third stone from the sun. Will humanity’s doomed fate be because…

A.) The Earth gets thrown off it’s rotational orbit around the sun and becomes a barren planetary wasteland?

B.) The polar ice caps finally melt and what exists of mankind on the earth’s oceans is forced to live a tribal life like Kevin Costner in Waterworld.

C.) Asteroids and no Bruce Willis to save us.

D.) Nuclear annihilation, but minus cryogenic chambers like those in Fallout 4 that allow us to flash-forward into our Mad Max-esque future.

E.) Skynet, but no Sarah Connor.

Answer: It’s a weird mixture of B, D, and E. We’re fucked.

Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's publisher, helping start this site in 2009. He lives in Los Angeles and likes writing about music and culture. His podcast is called the Mostly Occasionally Show, featuring interviews with artists and athletes, along with a behind-the-scenes view of BroBible. Read more of his work at brandonwenerd.com. Email: brandon@brobible.com