LOL At This Redneck Trying To Launch His Kayak By Jumping Off A Bridge

This is what happens when people watch too many videos on the GoPro YouTube channel and think they can do the exact same stuff. I bet good ole Cletus here drank four Black Cherry Monster Energy Ultras before doing this thinking he was “GOING BIG OR GOING HOME.”

Instead, he just ends up eating shit in the creek. That water looks like it’s full of cow manure run-off and giardia, too.

Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's publisher, helping start this site in 2009. He lives in Los Angeles and likes writing about music and culture. His podcast is called the Mostly Occasionally Show, featuring interviews with artists and athletes, along with a behind-the-scenes view of BroBible. Read more of his work at brandonwenerd.com. Email: brandon@brobible.com