Girl On Twitter Finds The Longest Cheeto You’ll Ever See

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There’s nothing quite as satisfying as finding a weird-shaped Cheeto. Hell, sometimes such a find can make you rich, with a Cheeto shaped like Harambe the Gorilla pulling over $100,000 on Ebay a few months ago.

This Cheeto Puff belongs in the Cheeto hall of fame. Look how long it is! It snakes like a perfect serpent. Incredibly, it wasn’t broken in the bag.

I can’t imagine how satisfying it was to discover such a treasure. Please, Smithsonian, preserve this beautiful creation in your archives forever. Eating such a creation is blasphemy — delicious, cheesy blasphemy.

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