We’ve all come home at 2AM drunk only to play Frankenfood and make some pretty inane food combinations: I once had a roommate in college mix Captain Crunch with Captain Morgan and eat the entire bowl just because we were out of milk. I’m not to proud to admit that once, in a moment of drunken “genius,” I made a grilled cheese with string cheese and used ranch dressing instead of butter to melt the damn thing. It was pretty dumb and tasted like garbage. It also caused A LOT of smoke.
This man’s wife came home drunk to make a grilled cheese with string cheese and goldfish. They were out of bread, though, so she improvised a little bit. The video is a perfect example of every drunk person who’s hungry at 2AM ever.
[H/T: Reddit]