Two Monkeys Having Sex On A Tourist’s Head Makes A Late And Bona Fide Case For Video Of The Month

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This gentleman visited the Sacred Monkey Forest Sanctuary in Ubud, Indonesia and had a fucking blast. The tourist got to interact with adorable and playful monkeys. One cheeky lil primate even climbed on his shoulder to get some fruit.

A man behind the camera says, “He’s gonna poop on you.” This man could have washed off shit in a second, he’ll never be able to wipe the memory of what would eventually happen from his brain.

A woman gives some titillating foreshadowing as to the fuckery that was about to happen when she said, “You’ve got one coming behind you.”

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Then the second monkey climbed up on the man’s shoulder. This monkey jumped on the man for a different kind of fruit… forbidden fruit.

The second monkey instantly started to plow the other monkey.

Right on top of the man’s head.

Talk about getting head.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cThrcUUIJZo

Dude, these two monkeys are trying to have a romantic moment, how about you not be such a third wheel.

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Great video, but try explaining to your doctor why you have monkey gonorrhea in your ear.