If you’re reading this, our analytics tell us that you’re likely a man (or the married shell of what was once a man). And since you’re a man, you probably love dogs. Most men love dogs. I love dogs. They’re are fucking best friends for Christ’s sake.
That said, if you’re a man who lives in the northeast, midwest or the west coast, you’re going to hate the results on this map, I guarantee it. But according to the American Veterinary Medical Association more households in those areas have cats than dogs. No wonder some people (NOT ME, MOTHERFUCKER!) lose their minds when people post cat shit on the Internet.
[H/T Wash Po]