This Is Easily The Craziest Rap Ever About Eating At The Olive Garden

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Our friends the Jingle Punks are back with a new jam, this time about carb-overloading at Olive Garden. It’s a tribute to manicotti and breakstick chain’s remarkable ability to make a redneck’s date night “classy.”

And while we’re on the subject, you might recall some of the Jingle Punks previous work, like a parody of the Chainsmokers “Selfie” about girls taking poops.

Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's publisher, helping start this site in 2009. He lives in Los Angeles and likes writing about music and culture. His podcast is called the Mostly Occasionally Show, featuring interviews with artists and athletes, along with a behind-the-scenes view of BroBible. Read more of his work at brandonwenerd.com. Email: brandon@brobible.com