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In the immortal words of Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber, “You know, the elderly, although slow, and dangerous behind the wheel, can serve a purpose.”
And the purpose in this case is for someone’s grandma to help you up your sad and pathetic Tinder game.
Here is a sampling of some of her Tinder tips…
1. No tattoos. In fact, she says, “Tattoos are a horror.”
2. No beards. They hide your face.
3. She doesn’t have a problem with weed.
4. Don’t Netflix and Chill. (She actually seems to know what this means, by the way.)
5. Tell the truth.
Leave it to grandmas to always keep shit real.