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An 18-year-old Canton, Ohio resident named Wise Intelligent Supreme God Allah was a passenger in a 2014 Kia car that was driving without headlights at around 11:30pm local time in Akron, Ohio. Cops pulled over the car in front of a Taco Bell because of the headlight situation and asked to search the vehicle. When the driver declined, the police called in the K-9 unit and had everyone exit the car for pat-downs. That’s when the officers found Allah’s Hi-Point .380 caliber handgun in the waistband of his pants.
According to the police report, WISGA has a history of drugs and weapons along with a burglary conviction.
I wonder if Wise Intelligent Supreme God Allah got a crunchy taco supreme, nachos supreme, or burrito supreme. Regardless, Taco Bell needs to start serving a “wise intelligent” supreme that’ll make you shoot your pants.
No word on whether or not WISGA is the distant relative of Beef Supreme from Idiocracy…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugFVpiM5tTQ
The comments are ruthless…
Walter Mayfield wrote,
“Fellow Inmate: What’s your name kid.
Dumazz Kid: I”m, ‘Wise Intelligent Supreme God Allah”.
Fellow Inmate: Well, from now on, your name is Nancy.”
Michael Evans wrote,
“Metta World Peace is jealous.”
Shawn Swigart wrote,
“Hi Point? What a pos”
Michael Gilbert wrote,
“If I’m killed by a Hipoint .380, please lie and tell everyone I died from overexertion at a gay brothel.”
Ginger McFirebeard wrote,
“He was carrying a hi-point and he isn’t dead already? Those are the very worst pistols in existance.”
The Donald Trump SubReddit commenters focused on Allah’s choice of gun…
https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/4z4mfi/wise_intelligent_supreme_god_allah_arrested_on/d6stxye
https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/4z4mfi/wise_intelligent_supreme_god_allah_arrested_on/d6stxtp
…while the Atheist sub-reddit thought James Bond rocked the .380 better.
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