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In case you weren’t aware, singer James Blunt is awesome. Bro is quite literally his last name – he is very blunt. He’s always keeping it 100 whether he’s taking a dump on his own songs or dropping truth bombs about why guys by their girlfriends tickets to see him perform.
A quick look at his Twitter feed is all you need for even more proof of both how hilarious and brutally honest he is.
I can't escape James blunt… first it's on in the car and now on repeat in the shop
— L U C E 🖤 (@lucywaugh_) May 17, 2017
Next he'll be stalking you on the internet. https://t.co/uFXR8Ki1d1
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) May 25, 2017
I suck cock for coke. RT @COYS28: @JamesBlunt if you tweet me, I'll make whatever you say my yearbook quote
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) May 4, 2017
No, I just want you to buy my album. RT @IndianBear27: @JamesBlunt you never anser my tweets. Want to be friends?
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) April 7, 2017
Sex on your own is actually just called wanking. RT @bilge1979: I'd like you to know I'm going to be having sex to your new album later.
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) March 24, 2017
So when Tinder brought Blunt into their offices to review a bunch of their users’ profiles I don’t have to tell you just how well this went.
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This particular review might be my fave: “Not everyone supports the shirtless bathroom selfie, Joshua. But I think it’s a great strategy for weeding out anyone with an ounce of self respect.”
That’s gold right there. Check out the rest of his A++ criticisms below…