Remember awhile back when someone stumbled on to Taylor Swift’s old MySpace page and it was such a teenage cornucopia of cringe?
Yeah, well, Terez Owens just discovered what they believe to be Houston Texans’ star defensive lineman J.J. Watt’s old MySpace page and it’s about what you’d expect from one of our favorite athletes.
While there aren’t any comments left, (too bad since Watt had 157 connections!) there are still several photos with captions that only a teenager would write.
“Wanna play some ball?”
“Brace for impact #13.”
“Who wants to get hit?”
“BA’s.”
“Costume Dance.”
Sweeeeet.
Check out the rest of the pics here.