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If you were on social media during Andrew Luck’s NFL playing days, then you surely remember the incredible “Capt. Andrew Luck” account, which parodied the Indianapolis Colts’ starting QB by pretending he was a soldier fighting in the Civil War.
The tweets would always start off the same, with the imagined Civil War soldier beginning his communications with the greeting “Dearest Mother” before detailing the events of Andrew Luck’s most recent game in a hilariously historic fashion.
“Dearest mother — My disappointment is immeasurable. Our unit feel to the Jungle Cat men. We simply were unable to gain the necessary ground to fortify a victory. I find myself flummoxed by the outcome of the final maneuver of the battle. We must learn and move onward. — Andrew,” read a 2018 following a 6-0 loss to the Jacksonville Jaguars, in what proved to be one of Luck’s final NFL games.
After Luck retired from the NFL in 2018, so did the Captain Andrew Luck account. But with Luck returning to the public football stage as the the general manager for the Stanford Cardinals last fall, so has Capt. Andrew Luck, with the *real Andrew Luck* fully buying into the bit this time around, as he’s not only discussed the parody but has even dressed up like it.
Dearest Mother –
Our first campaign begins tomorrow. The men are prepared…. pic.twitter.com/ieyvY4nWhQ
— Stanford Football (@StanfordFball) August 22, 2025
“This person has a much better sense of humor than I could ever have. I think it’s hilarious. I think it’s funny,” Luck said in an interview back in August. “I think a proper parody account that stays clean and that has proper humor is good for the internet. And I’m happy to help it in some way.”
Dearest mother —
The battleground has called for my glorious return. I’m thrilled to say, I shall heed that call.I have reenlisted.
While my sidearm is permanently holstered — I shall help train other young men to be great soldiers. Please send care packages of squirrel oil…
— Capt. Andrew Luck (@CaptAndrewLuck) November 30, 2024
Stanford Football unveils ‘Capt. Andrew Luck’ bobbleheads to be given away at the November 29 game against Notre Dame
Stanford Football has fully leaned into the bit, as well, as they will be giving away 20,000 Captain Andrew Luck bobble heads at the November 29 game against Notre Dame.
Dearest Mother —
We’ve unearthed 20,000 relics bearing my likeness. They shall be bestowed upon our loyal supporters Nov. 29.
— Andrew🎟️ https://t.co/7Z2fGFJTET pic.twitter.com/zGv4jlu7sQ
— Stanford Football (@StanfordFball) October 1, 2025
Dearest mother —
I hope you enjoy the gift. It took me weeks to whittle the perfect piece of lumber … but I feel the end result is stupendous. Please move the figurine among the live stock daily, so all have some time with me. Do not let the hogs be greedy with it.
— Andrew https://t.co/lNDCRkUyA0— Capt. Andrew Luck (@CaptAndrewLuck) October 1, 2025