The Perfect T-Shirt For The Retired Superstar In Your Life

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Is your banner hanging from the rafters of life?

We get it. Happens to all of us.

Your glory days are behind you.

Now it’s nothing but Sunday morning tee times with the brother-in-law and a hall of fame induction ceremony for all those nights that turned to mornings. Cheers to easy livin’, 401k matching, and inevitable winters in Florida and/or Arizona.

We made this exclusive tee with our friends at ModThread. It’s made with ringspun combed cotton (90% cotton/10% poly), printed with natural non-toxic water-based ink.

Model is wearing a medium.

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Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's publisher, helping start this site in 2009. He lives in Los Angeles and likes writing about music and culture. His podcast is called the Mostly Occasionally Show, featuring interviews with artists and athletes, along with a behind-the-scenes view of BroBible. Read more of his work at brandonwenerd.com. Email: brandon@brobible.com