Crime Archives

Police Set Up Photo Shoot To Arrest Male Model For Being Really, Really Ridiculously Good-Looking Criminal

by Brandon WenerdMay 21, 2015 3:43 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:29 am

The Instagram And Twitter Accounts For One Of Mexico’s Highest Ranking Cartel Hit Men Shows That Crime Does Pay

by Rebecca MartinsonMay 21, 2015 11:29 am updated October 13, 2022 1:29 am

Tough Guy Tries To Steal A Dudes Car But His Plans Change When The Dude Opens Fire On His Ass

by Matt KeohanMay 20, 2015 5:05 pm

DEA Agents Accused Of Running Skeazy New Jersey Strip Club That Let Patrons Get It On With The Illegal Immigrant Dancers

by Eddie ColeMay 20, 2015 1:29 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:30 am

Chill Stoner Girl AWESOMELY Narrates What It’s Like To Be Held At Gun Point During A Robbery

by Brandon WenerdMay 19, 2015 5:00 pm

Florida Man Falls Asleep On Couch While Robbing House, Because Felonies Are Exhausting

by Matt KeohanMay 18, 2015 7:00 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:31 am

Blood Covered Florida Teen High On Flakka Strips Naked And Claims She’s God And Satan, And That’s Just The Beginning

by Matt KeohanMay 15, 2015 5:35 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:32 am

Is This Your Homework, Larry? Florida Savage Pulls A Lebowski And Smashes The Wrong Car In A Fit Of Rage

by Matt KeohanMay 15, 2015 3:28 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:32 am

Florida Woman Pulled Over For Drunk Driving While Baby Sucked On Boobies Is The Very Essence Of Florida

by Matt KeohanMay 14, 2015 2:56 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:33 am

Girlfriend Of The Year Scares Off Armed Robbers By Opening Fire On Them During A Home Invasion

by Brandon WenerdMay 14, 2015 9:55 am

Nothing Says ‘Happy Mother’s Day’ Like An All-Out Brawl At Red Lobster

by Matt KeohanMay 11, 2015 2:08 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:34 am

Woman Put Dead Foot Skin Shavings In Family’s Milk, Because Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn

by Matt KeohanMay 10, 2015 2:37 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:35 am

Florida Man Robs Little Old Lady In Elevator And Awkwardly Rides It Down With Her

by Matt KeohanMay 7, 2015 3:07 pm

Girl Goes To Boyfriend’s Ex’s Funeral And Dissects Her Corpse In World’s Most Savage Act

by Matt KeohanMay 5, 2015 11:13 am updated October 13, 2022 1:37 am

Florida Girl Gets Arrested And Takes A Dump In The Back Of Police Cruiser In A Stinky Act Of Defiance

by Matt KeohanMay 4, 2015 7:12 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:38 am

This Woman Uses Her Giant Boobs To Distract Retail Staff And Steal Expensive Clothing

by Rebecca MartinsonApril 24, 2015 10:45 am updated October 13, 2022 1:42 am

Uber Driving With A Concealed-Carry Permit Stops A Gunman In Chicago

by Brandon WenerdApril 21, 2015 2:42 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:43 am

Here’s Footage Of The $300 Million Jewel Heist In London And It’s Pretty Much ‘Ocean’s Eleven’ IRL

by Brandon WenerdApril 13, 2015 7:07 pm

Girl Beats Her Boyfriend With His Xbox After Throwing It At His Face During An Argument

by Brandon WenerdApril 13, 2015 4:19 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:47 am

The Robbery Suspect Who Put Stolen Cash In Dollar Sign Sack Is The World’s Most Basic Criminal

by Matt KeohanApril 13, 2015 1:55 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:48 am

DMX Allegedly Robbed A Man Outside A New Jersey Gas Station Last Night

by Matt KeohanApril 5, 2015 7:35 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:51 am

Real Life ’21 Jump Street’: Texas Cop Pretended To Be High School Students To Bust Drug Ring

by Rebecca MartinsonApril 3, 2015 9:18 am updated October 13, 2022 1:52 am

Mother-In-Law Catches Son’s Wife Pissing In Her Tea Pot, So That Will Make For An Uncomfortable Thanksgiving

by Matt KeohanApril 2, 2015 5:19 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:52 am

The Guy Who Posed As A Police Officer To Cut The Fast-Food Line Is Twice The Man I Am

by Matt KeohanMarch 31, 2015 5:54 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:53 am

Kentucky Fan Arrested For Feeding Baby Beer And Rum After Elite Eight Win May Not Be Suitable For Parenting

by Matt KeohanMarch 31, 2015 1:49 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:53 am

Woman Stabs Boyfriend In The Dick Because He Ate All The Salsa

by Paul SaccaMarch 31, 2015 8:12 am updated October 13, 2022 1:54 am