Now this is how you write a headline for an article

Stalker pranks ex-girlfriend with Craigslist ad, weirdos looking for sex

Here’s Video of the World’s Worst Convenience Store Robbery

Guy fakes knife attack to impress girl on first date

Woman allegedly trades a beej for a better deal on a used car

Woman Arrested For Giving Oral Sex to Get a ‘Better Deal’ On a Car

Penis-Drawing Prank on Passed-Out Friend Predictably Ends in Assault Charge

Woman arrested for digging another girl’s eye out of her socket

Girl turns Spring Break into gunfire after catching boyfriend flirting

Russian man holds four people hostage, demands pizza and Sprite

Oklahoma mom tried to sell her kids for surprisingly cheap

Woman arrested for flashing surveillance camera for no reason

Insane strip club fight leads to TWO guys losing their legs

Classy prison guard trades cookies for sex at female jail