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Mayor Channels His Inner John Rambo, Fires Off Biggest F’n Gun Right In The Middle Of Downtown

by Cass AndersonMay 26, 2016 12:00 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:50 pm

This Is The Largest Hammerhead Shark We’ve Ever Seen And HOLY HELL Is It Pissed Off And Hungry

by Cass AndersonMay 24, 2016 1:37 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:51 pm

Tarpon Fishing In Florida Is GOING OFF And We’ve Just Had Our First Crazy Hammerhead Shark Encounter Of The Year

by Cass AndersonMay 18, 2016 9:59 am updated October 13, 2022 1:54 pm

Chick Goes On Twitter Looking For Weed, Local PD Responds Trying To Be Funny, They Get Completely Torched

by Cass AndersonMay 12, 2016 9:07 am updated October 13, 2022 1:57 pm

Florida Woman ‘Kicked In Bathroom Door’ While Boyfriend Was Showering And ‘Tried To Rip His Balls Off’

by Paul SaccaMay 7, 2016 5:42 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:59 pm

‘Airbnb Guest Book’ For The State Of Florida Shows All The Idiotic Reasons People Visit The Sunshine State

by Cass AndersonMay 4, 2016 4:30 pm updated October 13, 2022 2:00 pm

This Jacksonville Jaguars Fan’s Reaction To Their Draft Picks Is Drunk Florida At Its Finest

by Matthew BirlMay 2, 2016 1:08 pm updated October 13, 2022 2:02 pm

Florida Fishermen Catch Endangered Species With A Goddamn Chainsaw Attached To Its Head, Entire Beach Freaks Out

by Cass AndersonMay 2, 2016 11:54 am updated October 13, 2022 2:02 pm

Florida Cop Repeatedly Sucker Punching Woman In Handcuffs Will Make Your Blood Boil With Anger

by Cass AndersonApril 29, 2016 2:18 pm

Chad Ochocinco Johnson Crashed A Fraternity House At The University Of Florida Because He Wanted To Play FIFA

by Brandon WenerdApril 25, 2016 11:37 am updated October 13, 2022 2:05 pm

Florida Gators Fan Wearing His Team’s Colors With Pride Is Insulted, Proceeds To Go Absolutely Crazy

by Cass AndersonApril 25, 2016 10:45 am updated October 13, 2022 2:05 pm

Parents Go Full Randy Marsh And Brawl At Little Kids Baseball Game In Florida

by Paul SaccaApril 20, 2016 3:47 pm updated October 15, 2020 3:37 pm

On Duty Florida Cop Arrested And Fired After Offering $20 For A Beej From An Undercover Deputy

by Paul SaccaApril 20, 2016 12:24 pm updated April 20, 2016 12:29 pm

Endurance Athlete Plans To Run Across The Ocean From Florida To Puerto Rico Using A ‘Hydro Pod’ Floating Bubble

by Cass AndersonApril 18, 2016 12:18 pm updated October 13, 2022 2:08 pm

This Dude Got A Horrendous Naked Donald Trump Tattoo, Gives Him A Micro Penis

by Cass AndersonApril 14, 2016 1:48 pm updated October 13, 2022 2:10 pm

Paddleboard Surfer Catches A Wave And HOLY WHAT Did That Shark Just Launch Out Of The Water At Him?!?!?

by Cass AndersonApril 8, 2016 3:14 pm updated October 13, 2022 2:12 pm

You’ve Never Seen Anything Like This 800+ Pound Alligator Caught In Florida That Was Was Feasting On Cattle

by Cass AndersonApril 6, 2016 8:25 am updated October 13, 2022 2:14 pm

Retired Bro In Ft. Lauderdale Is Living The Mother F’n Dream, Has A ‘Floating Tiki Hut Boat’

by Cass AndersonApril 1, 2016 5:07 pm updated October 13, 2022 2:30 pm

I Bet This Woman Pooped Her Pampers When This Florida Panther Came Charging Straight At Her, I Know I Would’ve

by Cass AndersonMarch 30, 2016 4:50 pm updated October 13, 2022 2:31 pm

Fire-Breather At A High School Pep Rally Causes A Riot When He Sets Himself And The Gym On Fire

by Douglas CharlesMarch 18, 2016 11:13 am updated October 13, 2022 2:36 pm

Chick Has A Badass Alligator For A Pet, A Gator That Rides Motorcycles, And The State’s Trying To Take It Away

by Cass AndersonMarch 17, 2016 12:47 pm updated October 13, 2022 2:37 pm

Two Brothers Win The Powerball At The Same Time, One Wins $291 Million And Other Wins $7, Both Get ‘Big Checks’

by Cass AndersonMarch 8, 2016 11:12 am updated October 13, 2022 2:41 pm

Blue Ballsy Move By Ex-Lawyer Threatening Citizen’s Arrest On Stripper Who Wouldn’t Have Sex With Him

by Paul SaccaMarch 3, 2016 3:33 pm updated October 13, 2022 2:43 pm

Florida Man Drags 9-Foot-Long Gator Out Of His Pool After Seeing This Dinosaur Blowing Bubbles In The Water

by Cass AndersonMarch 3, 2016 11:50 am updated March 3, 2016 9:26 pm

What’s That Dark Cloud In The Water? Oh, That’s Just TEN THOUSAND Sharks Swimming Off A Beach In Florida

by Cass AndersonFebruary 17, 2016 9:32 am updated October 13, 2022 2:50 pm

Man Arrested For Throwing Alligator Into Wendy’s Drive-Thru – Wanna Guess The State?

by Paul SaccaFebruary 9, 2016 8:03 am updated October 13, 2022 2:54 pm