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Poop Odor ‘Barely Noticeable’ As Parisians Swim In The Seine Despite Disastrous Water Quality At Olympics

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French Resident Torches Paris For Poor Quality Of The Seine By Showcasing Beautiful Landscape

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RGIII Getting Roasted For Posting Strange Pic Of He And His Wife Shoving A Croissant Down His Throat

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Olympic Swimmers Forced To Dodge Unidentified ‘Brown Things’ With Feces Rampant In Bacteria-Filled Seine

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Olympics Tell Lies About Athletes’ Safety While Refusing To Cancel Seine Swim After E. Coli Illness

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Paris Hotel Calls Out Serena Williams For Putting Them On Blast After She Was Turned Away From Restaurant

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Triathlon Medal Contenders Torch Paris Olympics For Using Athletes As ‘Puppets’ During Sewage Disaster

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Men’s Triathlon Postponed As Paris’ $1.5 Billion Poop Water Cleanup Proves Pointless At Olympics

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Triathlon In Serious Jeopardy As Fecal Bacteria Continues To Cause Trouble For Paris Olympics

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Parisian Poop Water Forces Olympics To Cancel Open Water Swim Practice Over Bacteria In The Seine

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Paris Olympics Charge High Prices For Non-Alcoholic Beer As Nationwide Booze Ban Prohibits Buzz

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Parisian Heat Wave Leaves Athletes Jealous Of Countries With Air Conditioning While They Melt

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French President Finds Time For Needless P.R. Stunt While Hiding From Poop Water At Paris Olympics

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Irish Gymnast Proudly Debunks Controversial Cardboard Bed Myth At Olympic Village In Paris

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French President Emmanuel Macron Continues To Cower From Paris Poop Water After Promising To Swim

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French Official Slips And Falls During Symbolic Swim To Prove Poop Water Is Safe For Olympics

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Paris Olympics Finally Announce Backup Plan For Swimming Events If Poop Water Doesn’t Subside

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Paris Poop Water Continues To Cast Doubt On Olympic Swim Events As Fecal Bacteria Fails Yet Another Test

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University Of Arkansas High Jumper Can’t Wait To Visit ‘Ghetto’ Of Paris After Qualifying For Olympics

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Paris Olympics Poop Protest Postponed After French Officials Refuse To Swim In Sewage Water

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Paris Olympics At Risk Of Becoming Super Spreader Event For Potentially Deadly Mosquito-Borne Disease

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Shedeur Sanders Skips Team Meeting To Rock $2K Jacket In Paris For Louis Vuitton Fashion Show

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Paris Wax Statue Museum Fixes The Rock Sculpture After First One Was ‘Whiter Than It Should’ve Been’

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Massive Bedbug Outbreak In Paris Casts Shadow Over 2024 Olympics

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Ex-Hockey Goalie Mikayla Demaiter’s Latest Dress Pics Go Viral From Hall Of Mirrors

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Paris Olympic Organizer Headquarters Raided By French Police For ‘Suspected Corruption’

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