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Bros, Science Says Stop Blaming Condoms For Your Erectile Dysfunction And Start Blaming Your Defective Dick

by Matt KeohanAugust 26, 2015 5:14 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:51 am 0

Science Just Discovered A Pretty Easy Way To Spot A Psychopath So Be On The Lookout

by Chris IlluminatiAugust 18, 2015 4:06 pm updated October 13, 2022 12:54 am 1

Bill Nye Explains The Science Of Blowing Shit Up For Arnold Schwarzenegger

by Douglas CharlesAugust 13, 2015 10:17 am updated October 13, 2022 12:56 am 0

This Study That Says Having Too Much Sex Makes You Unhappy Sounds Like It Came From A Bunch Of Virgins

by Rebecca MartinsonAugust 6, 2015 10:02 am updated October 13, 2022 12:59 am 2

The Juice From This Fruit Is Called ‘Nature’s Viagra’ But Probably Behind Its Back Because Fruit Is Seedy Like That

by Chris IlluminatiAugust 4, 2015 12:19 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:00 am 0

Here’s How To Give Yourself ‘Skin Orgasms’ Right Now And It Involves Celine Dion

by Chris IlluminatiJuly 31, 2015 2:41 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:01 am 0

Man, Watching The Steps Required To Launch A Nuclear Bomb Will Make You Shit Yourself

by Eddie ColeJuly 28, 2015 4:33 pm 0

Elon Musk And Stephen Hawking Team Up To Tell The World Not To Build Terminators

by Eddie ColeJuly 27, 2015 4:07 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:03 am 0

New Climate Change Prediction Says Were Really, Really, Really Effed, Bros

by Eddie ColeJuly 21, 2015 9:06 am updated October 13, 2022 1:05 am 0

Science Says There Are Four Types Of Drunks, Which Unsavory Sot Are You?

by Paul SaccaJuly 17, 2015 3:56 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:06 am 1

Watch This Basketball Fly Like A Goddamn Eagle Because Of Glorious Science!

by Paul SaccaJuly 17, 2015 8:43 am 0

Beer Drinkers Rejoice! Here Are 10 SCIENTIFIC Reasons Why Drinking Beer Is Good For You

by Matt KeohanJuly 12, 2015 12:15 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:09 am 0

Did You Know That You Get An Extra Second Today? That’s Right, It’s Leap Second Day!

by Douglas CharlesJune 30, 2015 10:11 am updated October 13, 2022 1:13 am 0

‘Comprehensive’ Government Study Claims Weed Is Just As Impairing As Booze

by Cass AndersonJune 25, 2015 12:10 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:15 am 1

Lexus Teases A ‘Real, Rideable Hoverboard’

by Paul SaccaJune 24, 2015 12:10 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:16 am 0

What Is The Healthiest Month To Be Born In? And Which Month Is The Worst? Science Has The Answer

by Douglas CharlesJune 12, 2015 11:00 am updated October 13, 2022 1:20 am 0

Scientists Had People DOUBLE Their Sex Frequency To Test If They Would Be Happier — Here’s What Happened

by Jun KaiJune 12, 2015 9:59 am updated October 13, 2022 1:21 am 0

Hard To Argue Against Evolution After Seeing These Chimps Getting Blitzed On Alcohol

by Paul SaccaJune 10, 2015 11:48 am 0

This Dude Built A Homemade Laser Shotgun And I Have So Many Nerd Boners Right Now!

by Paul SaccaJune 8, 2015 10:08 am updated October 13, 2022 1:23 am 0

Science Says That Those Obnoxious People On Your Facebook Feed Could In Fact Be Bat Shit Crazy

by Matt KeohanMay 31, 2015 1:39 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:26 am 0

Bros, Science Says Getting Drunk On A Weekday Is Fine As Long As We Get Enough Sleep–So, What You Guys Doing Today?

by Matt KeohanMay 26, 2015 12:01 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:28 am 0

Did You Read About The Scientist Missing Since ’84 Living In A Basement Along With 12 Gallons Of LSD? It’s Bullshit And Here’s Why

by Chris IlluminatiMay 18, 2015 6:58 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:31 am 1

You Know How Your Finger Tips Wrinkle If You Stay In Water Too Long? Apparently They Do It For A Good Reason.

by J. CammMay 18, 2015 9:01 am 1

Scientists Conduct Study To Prove That Chopping A Dick Off Is Bad For Reproduction…Because?

by Cass AndersonMay 14, 2015 5:11 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:32 am 0

It’s Not You, It’s Her: Study Says When Women Get Rejected By An Attractive Man They’re Cruel To All Other Men

by Paul SaccaMay 14, 2015 10:36 am updated October 13, 2022 1:33 am 0

Science Confirms That Hotboxing A Room With Weed Gets Your Sober Friend Hiiiigh

by Matt KeohanMay 13, 2015 6:27 pm updated October 13, 2022 1:33 am 0