Soccer

5-Foot-5 Caucasian Soccer Player Obliterates 100-Meter Record To Qualify For Track And Field Championships

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Man Utd Taken Across World Days After Season’s End For Further Humiliation: Bus Parade Despite 15th Place Finish, Players Asking Fans For Money, Lost To Fake Team

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MLS Fans Throw Haymakers During Full-Blown Melee As Massive Brawl Spills Into Parking Lot

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NWSL Admits It Screwed Up By Making Teams Finish Game After A Player Collapsed On The Field

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Liverpool FC Are Jetting In-And-Out Of England Between Playing Games And Celebrating Being Champions On Luxurious Beaches

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Norwegian Soccer Fan Trades A Bunch Of Fish For Hard-To-Get Ticket To Huge Game

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Cristiano Ronaldo’s Mysterious Son Being Selected For Portugal’s Youth National Team Has CR7 Beaming With Pride

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Anne Hathaway Once Again Proves Her Diehard Sports Fandom By Rocking Gear Of THREE Different Teams At Once

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Soccer Player’s Wife And Child Kidnapped From Home While He Hid Under A Bed

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English Soccer Ref Calls Off Game After Finding Poop In His Shoe In The Locker Room At Halftime

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Fan Sues USWNT Claiming It Was Intentionally Tanking She Believes Cup Game Against Japan

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Liverpool’s Mohamed Salah Has Set A Record That Entrenches His Case For Being The Premier League’s GOAT

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Arsenal’s Mikel Arteta Accused Of Routinely Lying About Thomas Partey Injuries So He Can Avoid Spain (Where He’s Accused Of Heinous Crimes)

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Real Madrid Star Kylian Mbappe Gets Straight Red Card After Dirty Challenge

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Heartwarming Moment Unfolds In The Champions League As Aston Villa Right-Back Matty Cash Was Interviewed By Sister Postgame

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Chattanooga Soccer Match Ends In Mayhem As Midfield Flag Planting Celebration Goes Awry

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Soccer Legend Thierry Henry Shares Damning Assessment Of Christian Pulisic’s Ability To Lead USMNT: ‘He’s Not That Guy

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Absolutely Nobody Showed Up To Watch USA Soccer Lose To Inferior Country In Empty Stadium

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Bulgarian Soccer Team Holds Moment Of Silence In Memory Of Player Who Wasn’t Actually Dead

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Canadian Soccer Fan Makes Once-In-A-Lifetime Catch On Live T.V. While Tripping On Mushrooms

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FIFA Continues To Do Everything Possible To Try And Ruin The World Cup

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Fox News Host Jesse Watters Calls Male Soccer Fans ‘Phony,’ Not Real ‘Men’

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MLS Team Offers Bizarre Apology To Fans For Lionel Messi Not Playing

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Premier League Player Reveals Heartwarming Reason He Didn’t Celebrate Recent Goal

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German Soccer Match Called Off After Ref Got Bitten In The Testicle

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Leo Messi Opened Ethical Can Of Worms By Giving Kit To Ref Who Asked For It After Inter Miami’s Latest Match

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